(Source: ackery)

realjusticecoachmcguirk:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

holy shit

realjusticecoachmcguirk:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

holy shit

(Source: welcometojurassicworld)

sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R


WHO TOLD HIMWHO TOLD HIMCRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this
sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R


WHO TOLD HIMWHO TOLD HIMCRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this
sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R


WHO TOLD HIMWHO TOLD HIMCRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this
sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R


WHO TOLD HIMWHO TOLD HIMCRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

(Source: beanmug)

vvankinq:

she looks so fuckin pleased with herself

(Source: supagirl)

"I guess"
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

isolated-roots:

Haircut

clean your fucking room holy shit

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

(Source: simplefoetus)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(Source: twerkforyoutube)

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

(Source: tyleroposey)

mamaobsidian:

so-easy-to-love-me:

mamaobsidian:

The look on Leto’s face when he has just slipped between your folds…
lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas

Tumblr didn´t notify me about this. Shame on you, this is vital for me.

so-easy-to-love-me
that little “ooooh” his mouth does… Can’t. Handle. It.

is this from dune???

mamaobsidian:

so-easy-to-love-me:

mamaobsidian:

The look on Leto’s face when he has just slipped between your folds…

lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas

Tumblr didn´t notify me about this. Shame on you, this is vital for me.

so-easy-to-love-me
that little “ooooh” his mouth does… Can’t. Handle. It.

is this from dune???

(Source: stay1alive)

mamaobsidian:

roxanestark:

mamaobsidian:

I needed a good, hard, eye fucking… So here it is
lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas roxanestark i-am-a-slash-btch

That’s some dom eye fuckin righ there.

I would gladly, gleefully submit to his will… At any time, any place, for anything
mamaobsidian:

roxanestark:

mamaobsidian:

I needed a good, hard, eye fucking… So here it is
lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas roxanestark i-am-a-slash-btch

That’s some dom eye fuckin righ there.

I would gladly, gleefully submit to his will… At any time, any place, for anything
mamaobsidian:

roxanestark:

mamaobsidian:

I needed a good, hard, eye fucking… So here it is
lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas roxanestark i-am-a-slash-btch

That’s some dom eye fuckin righ there.

I would gladly, gleefully submit to his will… At any time, any place, for anything
mamaobsidian:

roxanestark:

mamaobsidian:

I needed a good, hard, eye fucking… So here it is
lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas roxanestark i-am-a-slash-btch

That’s some dom eye fuckin righ there.

I would gladly, gleefully submit to his will… At any time, any place, for anything
mamaobsidian:

roxanestark:

mamaobsidian:

I needed a good, hard, eye fucking… So here it is
lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas roxanestark i-am-a-slash-btch

That’s some dom eye fuckin righ there.

I would gladly, gleefully submit to his will… At any time, any place, for anything
mamaobsidian:

roxanestark:

mamaobsidian:

I needed a good, hard, eye fucking… So here it is
lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas roxanestark i-am-a-slash-btch

That’s some dom eye fuckin righ there.

I would gladly, gleefully submit to his will… At any time, any place, for anything

mamaobsidian:

roxanestark:

mamaobsidian:

I needed a good, hard, eye fucking… So here it is

lilyromanoff20 beautifullydisastrous89 jossmayfair celtickaye mypreciousmind1 luxlovesloki mysmutgoeshere so-easy-to-love-me lokita-hiddleson d-m-jonas roxanestark i-am-a-slash-btch

That’s some dom eye fuckin righ there.

I would gladly, gleefully submit to his will… At any time, any place, for anything

Enjoy!^^

(Source: stewarter)