rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

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asian:

oodmoodfood:

yellings:

sometimes being sad for no reason is worse than being sad for a reason cause there is absolutely nothing you can do to make yourself feel better

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lamitas:

vinebox:

The white girls are scared for dear life

lol

When a random ass person comes in yelling the proper reaction is what they did. group closer, set eyes on the yelling person and keep back.

spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

magiccatprincess:

bearfather:

vivzie-pop:

best part of the movie.

I love how none of that ‘woman are hard to animate and have to always look pretty and with the same expression’ applies to Dreamworks girls. Ruffnut is still pretty and expressionate and perfection.

OMFG OMFGOMFG I HAVE TO SEE THIS FILM!!!!!\

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usatoday:

mothernaturenetwork:

Booboo and friends live the guinea pig high lifeMeet Booboo the guinea pig, the pride and joy of 23-year-old Dutch photographer Megan van der Elst. The 2-year-old blondie is so relaxed and cooperative that she makes the perfect model.

Absolutely adorable!
usatoday:

mothernaturenetwork:

Booboo and friends live the guinea pig high lifeMeet Booboo the guinea pig, the pride and joy of 23-year-old Dutch photographer Megan van der Elst. The 2-year-old blondie is so relaxed and cooperative that she makes the perfect model.

Absolutely adorable!
usatoday:

mothernaturenetwork:

Booboo and friends live the guinea pig high lifeMeet Booboo the guinea pig, the pride and joy of 23-year-old Dutch photographer Megan van der Elst. The 2-year-old blondie is so relaxed and cooperative that she makes the perfect model.

Absolutely adorable!

usatoday:

mothernaturenetwork:

Booboo and friends live the guinea pig high life
Meet Booboo the guinea pig, the pride and joy of 23-year-old Dutch photographer Megan van der Elst.
 
The 2-year-old blondie is so relaxed and cooperative that she makes the perfect model.

Absolutely adorable!

gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

Sea Furry and Lizard Jock. LMFAO I am only thinking of teen wolf now lol. Just finished all the episode out now. Lizard Jock is soooooo Jackson hahaha

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firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

Even I can’t fuck up rice on this scale. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID I WANNA FREAK MY KIDS OUT!!! Hahahaa

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

20131019 SNL Korea - Tom Hiddleston

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hardcorehousewife:

emmaphorisms:

Females grow pubic hair

Not all labias are symmetrical

Big clitorises are not unnatural

Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal

These secretions have a smell

Some more pungent than others

The female reproductive system is not dirty

The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone

And that’s okay

file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was

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  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am