lit-tra-lee:

theamazonprince:

this is some fucked up stuff

amazing i wish there were more of these

oakenbranch:

The Hobbit Cast + Urban Dictionary

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: sizvideos)

theprincess-bride:

Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.

hello-missdolly:

yamino:

shifting-motives:

wuffinarts:

pretzelscavenger:

conquerorwurm:

lolzpicx:

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

image

Best. Omfg.

stumpilots:

Oh nostalgia, I don’t need you anymore

stumpilots:

Onostalgia, I don’t need you anymore

(Source: jjoyriding)

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

japhers:

the characters are fictional but the thirst is real

This made me happy

(Source: tyrellslanding)

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

you dye of shitting but not Scurvy

(Source: huffingtonpost)

aperture-of-consciousness:

did he get arrested for stealing cookies at kindergarten

(Source: dinuguan)

adolf-clitlor:

sexy-fruit:

I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.

But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC. Isn’t that something.

Y’all should watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz12mZ4Kfkc

foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Omfg truth