QuestionPicture This: your body trembles as you feel Tom's prick push inside of your tight asshole. Your fingers dig into James' shoulders as he lies under you, his glare dominant and filled with lust. His tongue slides over his lips as he watches his cock disappear into your cunt. "Fuck..." Tom grunts as he leans forward, licking the sweat from the back of your neck. James' hands grip your breasts, kneading them almost painfully. "Keep milking my cock, sweetheart," James growls, thrusting his hips. Answer

riddlemetitillatedhiddles:

Christ.

Well there goes the rest of my night. *fishes vibrator out from under the bed*

stimmyabby:

One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have a mental disorder, then god forbid you talk about it, you attention-seeking over-dramatizing romanticizing monster.

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skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

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abakafullofhomestuck:

iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

destieldrabblesdaily:

sunflowyr:

there was a time when writers were kind

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when their screenplays were good

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and their plots inviting

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There was a time when trust was blind

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And the world was a song

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And the song was exciting

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There was a time

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Then it all

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went

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wrong

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Holy shit look at the notes on this… Is it me or is the fandom trying to say something

Yes!!! All of this!!!

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.

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bamhbies:

- Roald Dahl

"Yes, poor little old you. There we were, discussing rape, violence against women, systemic oppression and other manifestations of sexism, and you had to jump in to remind us that “not all men” do these things. Why don’t you really say what you want to say? “I HAVE NEVER RAPED/HIT/ASSAULTED A WOMAN!” Right? Isn’t this what you really want to say? Yes, make a discussion that is about the plight of MILLIONS of women about poor little old you. I mean, millions of women are being assaulted and oppressed, but you’ve never done it, so why are we making you uncomfortable with these discussions?"

Brenda Wambui breaking down the ridiculous “Not all men!” phrase over at Medium. Top-notch work. (via itmac)

In a fucking nutshell, men’s ego trumps all.

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theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

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alexliveslaughesloves:

Payback is a bitch.

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