Who are they?
You lucky duck! But ol’ Nic Cage… What a gem.
I want that house so bad damn it!
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
'The Doctor's companion does what the Doctor says.'
"I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan."
CHRIS R U OKAY
CHRIS YOU CAN’T JUST DO SHIT LIKE THIS.
BUT BOY AM I GLAD HE DID
CHRIS DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE
HE’S TRYING TO ERADICATE THE WHOLE WOMAN POPULATION
AU: where Matt Smith is the third Holmes brother (aka where the third Holmes brother is a silly cute thing and not a murder or something like he probably is)
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT